Funny quotes about dating again

02 Mar

His dad comes home and goes in his room and asks him, "Mom told me you did something at school today? His dad looks at him and asks, "Son do you want to ride your bike home?

" and he answers, "Yes, I had sex with my teacher." His claps with excitement and says "Alright! " he replies, "No." With a questioned face he says, "Well why not?

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" The man casually replies, "No, I committed the robbery." The cop looks shocked that the man admitted this. )IF NEWPORT AND MALT LIQUORS IS SOMETHIN' YOU WISH(Blackbob Niggerpants!


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At the riverbank, the lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls in.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned lizard, helping him to the side.

He then asks the lizard, “What’s the matter with you?!

" so his son answers, "Cause my butt is sore." and his father asks, "Well, why is your butt sore?

" and his son says, "Cause I had sex with my teacher..." Two blondes are walking in the park and come up on a set of tracks One blonde says I think these are bear tracks, the other blonde argues they are deer tracks They were still arguing when the train hit them. ” The monkey says “Smoking a joint, come up and join me, my cold-blooded friend.”So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they have another joint.